Squareville Snippet #2

Happy Square Day!

Here’s another snippet from Welcome to Squareville, a children’s book about a young Sphere named Rounda who moves into a village filled with Squares. Ridiculed at first, Rounda learns to stand up for herself and teach the stubborn Squares a thing or two about being round.

Touching upon pivotal themes such as making new friends, accepting others, moving to a new city and standing up for oneself, this brightly-colored picture book promises to inspire the roundness in us all.

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Quiet Riley

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Sarcastic Narcosis #1

Sarcastic Narcosis is a new feature intended to bring out my inner sarcastic (a very therapeutic thing). On random days, I’ll blog a new illustration and (hopefully not too obnoxious) narrative about a worthwhile issue. Feel free to comment.

Quiet Riley

GalacTuesdays: Space Math

This GalacTuesday, we play a numbers game called Space Math, adding (or multiplying) our way through a most treacherous cosmos. A player is deemed victorious when he/she moonhops successfully to the green spaceship.

Ideal for ages 3-7

Mighty Mumblock Mondays

“Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Fire Hydrant Trio.”

Shel SilverSunday!

All nailbiters unite!

Ten O’ Clock Terror

The girl peers inside her closet, then underneath her bed, wondering when something terrifying will happen.

“Tommy said the fear mongers, soul gorgers and dream snatchers come out at ten,” she thinks, “yet I don’t see nothing.”

Feeling bored (and a little disappointed), she sits on the floor and flips on the television, where two self-important men wearing suits, ties and plastic smiles broadcast the end of the world.

“There, that’s more like it.”

GalacTuesday: Help Droll Decode

This GalacTuesday, one of my students decodes a secret message sent to Droll Spades, a spacey alien whose I.Q. score barely exceeds that of an embryonic shagworm. After just 10 minutes, the student completed his mission and received his reward: no homework!

Earthlings, beware! Your brain cells are under attack! Gather your wits and defend yourselves or face annihilation!”

Invading bookstores everywhere, The Galactivity Book is a blast for the entire family. Whether playing at home, on a train or the passenger seat of an airplane, 32 pages of space-themed brain-teasers, word puzzles, logical tasks and strategic games are sure to keep you and the kids entertained.

So order your copy today and master the skills to survive a brain invasion tomorrow!

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