The Gingerbread Song

Hey Scholars! Join Señor AnDongNi and the Gingerbread Man for a romping half minute of good in-fashion FUN 🍭 Intended for KIDS and Adults of ALL ages! Please don’t forget to 👍🏼 and SUBSCRIBE!

StoryTime #2 🐵 Mojo and Weeza and the Funny Thing 🐵

< Welcome to STORYTIME with Señor AnDongNi >

Today we’ll be reading/discussing the picture book, Mojo and Weeza and the Funny Thing, perfect for kids aged 5-12. Afterwards, we’ll do a smashing art lesson! So take out your markers/crayons and a blank sheet of paper and let’s get down to business—-monkey business! 🐵 ☂️ 🐵

Sarcastic Narcosis #9: Hen in Distress

A Chat Among Friends, pt.1

Setting: A ma and pa coffee shop in San Fran, California

Friend #1: Hey friend, where are you off to?

Friend #2: The Arctic Circle. I’m adopting a polar bear for a pet.

Friend #1: A polar bear?!? Are you crazy?

Friend #2: What? Is there something wrong with polar bears?

Friend #1: Of course! Don’t you know they’re huge? An adult can reach up to 10 feet in height and weigh over 1,000 pounds.

Friend #2: You’re right. It’ll never fit in my Kia.

Friend #1: Not only that, but polar bears are quite dangerous. Their teeth and claws are sharper than samurai swords.

Friend #2: Hey friend, thanks for letting me know. My in-laws are staying for two weeks and I wouldn’t want…(he pauses for a moment, then shakes his head). Can you recommend something else?

Friend #1: How about a Diamondback Rattlesnake? They’re much smaller than polar bears and easier to take care of. You can hop on the Interstate and pick one up in a jiffy.

Friend #2: A rattlesnake? That’s…that’s the greatest idea ever! The wife just delivered our first and you know how newborns love those sounds they make.

Barista #4: Cinnamon chai latte! 

Friend #1: Ah, my drink is ready. Happy travels, friend.

Sarcastic Narcosis #7: Social Networker

This is our brains on FB.

Any questions?

bamboozled

For this week’s art challenge, I had to draw something using only two colors, so I used different shades of green and blue and drew a panda bear eating bamboo.

– Quiet Riley 2018 –

Medusa’s Haircut

A Quiet Doodle of the infamous gorgon, Medusa.

A Quiet Doodle

Drew this the other day for grits and giggles!

A cold glower to the next person who says it’s a self-portrait.

– Quiet Riley –

To All My Friends & Family…

May our lives go smoothly in 2018

Presenta Señor Snobbity!

Good news: Snobbity Snowman will soon be available in Spanish! Here are both versions of page two, where Snobbity and the Merrigolds are spending a “lovely” afternoon together. Look out for a third page next week and have a Snobbulous Sunday!